The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.
"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025
Get the CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance mug.The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise
"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025
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“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
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1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.
1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.
"Bro, look at the girl with man boobs in a Bernie Sanders shirt sobbing uncontrollably while tearing pictures of Elon Musk and keying her own Tesla."
"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."
"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."
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Get the Libtardism-induced meltdown mug.Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship (n): a raw, untamed bond of absolute respect, trust, and loyalty between two individuals, void of any for their romantic partners.
Their non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship was so unhinged that they'd die for each other without hesitation; yet, ask them to hold the door open for their girlfriends, and they’d look at you like you just asked them to sacrifice their first-borns.
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Get the Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship mug.Just as "education" means "to lead from darkness into the light," as semanticians consider it, so "inducation" means to lead from light into darkness, which best represents the work of inducators in our schools and universities.
Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, and other inducation establishments of the world.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
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