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McKinley-Sugar Index

A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.

The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?

Sam: I'm a 3

John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5

Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!
by luiswu January 15, 2024
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pro index

Rather than an unordered list opt for pro index.
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Index

To be radical or amazing. May also refer to a person understanding gen z lingo as in knowing the index.
The stars were index last night.
He’s so index.
by Mr Index August 22, 2025
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Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
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orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.
That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!
by Turbogenns June 6, 2022
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national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason
national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(
by mate507 October 23, 2023
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Ambient Weed Index

Ambient Weed Index (AWI) is a scaled value between 0 and 10 associated with the level of marijuana smoke detected by the observer. A zero AWI would indicate no marijuana smoke and a 10 AWI would be reported from inside a small space such as the dressing room at a concert or inside of a parked car. It should be reported along with location and wind direction.
Yo, on my way to Shazam’s party the other night the Ambient Weed Index (AWI) was spikin’ toward 10. And I was still a block away!! I hope somebody warned the neighbors downwind.

Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.
by Beachinwesty December 23, 2023
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