Fuck-your-shit-upper

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.

Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)

by Unwritten December 12, 2012

Having your shit together

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

by Crustybooty December 23, 2019

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

blow your shit up on spot

a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.

"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"

by Lynn November 15, 2003

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010