Cocaine glasses

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.

Paris Hilton sort of popularized those cocaine glasses back in 03.

by Medicated Shaman December 07, 2016

glass closet

Where homosexuals live when they think nobody can tell they're gay, but everybody really knows.

"You're totally in a glass closet. Everybody can see you're in there, why don't you just come out?"

by scootz November 28, 2005

Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

by Offrey J June 03, 2006

ira glasses

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.

The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).

by Yapplebee November 05, 2007

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!

by GTG Crew March 06, 2008

glass cutters

Nipples that are so severely hard or pronounced that they would be capable of cutting glass.

Fuck, it's freezing out there. I've got glass cutters.

by aspirin June 14, 2004