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Thug Immortal

A powerful erection achieved only once in the history of mankind by Larkin. He was said to have run off into the Berkshires after losing his mind when Thug Immortal threatened to summon him to court.
Jessica: Have you seen Thug Immortal?
Minerva: NO! Larkin ran away like a pussy!
by jjstrokesesquire May 30, 2006
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Immensive

The state of something being immense but expensive.

Usually the immense factor far outweighs the blow to ones bank balance.
Adam: God Dam I want an iPhone4 it's so immense, but it's also so expensive.

Jon: Sometimes you just gotta give in to something that immensive!!
by JonnyBGoodwin October 26, 2010
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Quantum Immortality

The idea of our consciousness going to different possibility in order to keep itself alive.
I was going to shoot myself when the gun jammed.
Probably due to Quantum Immortality
by aslpaul3939 January 8, 2021
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Immortality

To live forever and never grow old or die.
God, the angels, and the human soul possess immortality.
by Cainman September 10, 2013
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categorical imperative

A definition with teeth.

Professors will have you study this forever. Here's what you need to know. It means what it sounds like: an imperative (commandment) that you either follow, or you'll be reclassified as immoral.

Kant had his, and many people think his was the only one, but it's not true. A categorical imperative is a definition-based morality. Even the Utilitarians use them.
What will happen if I do something immoral?

You'll have done something immoral.

Oh, it's a categorical imperative.
by cogitheum@mac.com May 3, 2009
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ImEros

a spanish/english youtuber that makes commentary and roast videos. good channel in general to be honest
by Emilio Fernández June 16, 2018
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Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"
My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.
by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016
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