the biggest peice of shit ever made. Its horrible touch screen mixed with way to many horrible features such as you tube and "Internet" provides a new way for twelve year old girls to text as if on a computer and look up Porn without their parents catching them. Might be the worst gift a parent could give to their child. And not to mention that it goes for 600 dollars
Douche/twelve year old girl- man the iphone frickin pwns newbs man! Ur samsung is affordable, reliable and has a battery life longer than ten minets but its still shitty cuz u can't go on myspace in class or text like aim! And I'm gangsta cuz my parents get my spoiled ass useless and expensive shit like this.
Person who is not a mindless conformist bastard- wow! I hate u now! U think taking scantily clad egg sized tits and putting them straight onto ur myspace is fun dont you? I thought so.
Douche/twelve year old girl- your totaly right I should get my head out of my ass and grow up thank you!
Person who is not a mindless conformist bastard- wow! I hate u now! U think taking scantily clad egg sized tits and putting them straight onto ur myspace is fun dont you? I thought so.
Douche/twelve year old girl- your totaly right I should get my head out of my ass and grow up thank you!
by Benatar pirate June 11, 2008
Get the iPhone mug. Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
Get the iphonemug. It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.
Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?
Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.
Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.
Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
by tacobell3324 February 10, 2012
Get the iphonemug. it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
by Technique. June 15, 2008
Get the iphonemug. 1- Dude, is that an iPhone?
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
by xlovelovelovex3 February 8, 2010
Get the iphonemug. A really expensive paper weight. The most shit most useless object on the planet a new model of the iphone is made every year and the best part is no matter how bad it is you will buy it because apple uses mind controll powers through the use of ads created by bill zuckerberg
Yo wtf bro why would you get me shitty iphone?
Well you ran out of toilet paper so i though you could use this instead
Well you ran out of toilet paper so i though you could use this instead
by Jaylmao January 28, 2017
Get the Iphonemug. 