late night hype

A meeting between two people that are not in a relationship together that occurs after 1:00 a.m. where there's not much talkin, mainly sex.

" Man I can't wait for my late night hype he's not my nigga just a late night hype, last time we didn't get together till 3:00 and the sex was somethin' serious"

by Missy Pooh September 28, 2005

Hypebeasity

(noun)1. A major epidemic resulted from major loss of originality. It can also be caused by severe hypebeasting. Symptoms include shoe obsession, clothes obsession, as well as the desire to carry a skateboard.
2. The state of being a hypebeast.

"Hypebeasity in America is a major concern, and can kill a person within weeks"

"After buying his Supreme Dunks, Supreme Snapback cap, and Supreme Shirt, Jonathan fell victim to hypebeasity."

"There is not yet a solution to hypebeasity in America, however it can be treated by buying non-hyped branded clothing"

by ajphizzles March 4, 2009

hypestorm

Opposite to shitstorm

There is a hypestorm around Donald Trump and a shitstorm at the same time.

by wildduck July 19, 2016

the hype house

a bunch of dumb white kids who do tiktoks in a house

person 1: "have you heard of the hype house?
person 2: "ugh. don't talk about them..."

by gay ass nibba January 19, 2020

hype kid

someone who buys indie jumpers, wear's obey snap-back's and tie up hoodies just cause everyone else is. Hype kids usually carry a skateboard but usually cant skate very well. They also tend to like Tyler the creater and usualy post ODWGKTA as Facebook statuses.

hey look at that a jack kid hes bait
ahhh i know dude and that Owen there such a hype kid's man

by longleggedportorican April 16, 2012

hype man

That guy at a rap concert standing next to the rapper you came to see who yells every other word loudly when you just want to hear the damn rapper. He usually does it so the rapper doesn't run out of breath, but it really just pisses you off.

"Who's that guy who keeps yelling every other word like he thinks we can't hear him?"

"That's just the hype man, honey."

by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009

Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.

Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...

by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014