by KnobJustice July 2, 2020
Get the Hurley mug.When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022
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The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013
Get the fart hurdle mug.Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014
Get the Net-humble mug.What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
by Luchasi July 28, 2017
Get the Eat Humble Pussy mug.Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.
That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.
Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
Get the Cum-humbler mug.When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.
by SDax April 15, 2019
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