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Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023
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chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴
American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...
by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023
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Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.
Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?
by A Mott April 24, 2025
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Love Hummus

My boyfriend, Fouad, always serves me a large portion of love hummus after love making.
by abulletremainslodgedinmyflesh December 23, 2025
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Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom
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Tongue punching hummus

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus
by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022
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John Get The Hummus

John Kiriakou a former CIA agent and a whistleblower, describes the interrogation methods used by the CIA to get important terrorists and prisoners to confess including torture such as sleep deprivation, loud noise, waterboarding and refers that most were methods were illegal and weren't approved by the Secretary of Justice or the president.

*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".
"John Get the Hummus, this guy ain't confessing to none"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"
by UrbanUzer February 15, 2026
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