Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.

I was so upset with Tan City that I left a hot pocket in booth #3.

by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010

Hot Pocket

Falling off ones skateboard in such a way that they land on their side. It usually happens when you lean back too far.

"I went for a kickflip down that set but I was leaning back too far and I hot pocketed"

by FHS Voltaire November 4, 2009

Hot Pocket

A short, attractive gay man - so small, he looks as though he can fit into your pocket.

I just love to pick up hot pockets at the gay bar.

by fluffyqueer December 28, 2005

Hot Pocket

n. A term given to attractive women who commits to attend friendly engagements but fails to follow through.

Thus the phrase, "hot and flakey" (A homonym phrase to that of an actual hot pocket).

Eric: Hey pretty lady. What time do you want me to pick you up?
Helen: Oh, about that...Something came up, I don't think I can go today.
Eric: You're such a hot pocket!

by atypicaleric December 14, 2010

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017