A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.
Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
by wangstank February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.The study of the past. 'History' is often used to mean 'historical knowledge' when in reality 'history' is the process of researching the past using the available evidence, cross referencing and establishing 'historical knowledge'.
Historians argue about whose interpretation is most valid. These debates often last decades and are only resolved when either one side's research is shown to be of poor quality, or when new evidence comes to light proving one interpretation more valid.
Postmodernists argue that history is rubbish because they reckon that it impossible to understand al the motivations of the creator of the surce material which 'history' uses to forge historical knowledge. They're wrong.
Historians argue about whose interpretation is most valid. These debates often last decades and are only resolved when either one side's research is shown to be of poor quality, or when new evidence comes to light proving one interpretation more valid.
Postmodernists argue that history is rubbish because they reckon that it impossible to understand al the motivations of the creator of the surce material which 'history' uses to forge historical knowledge. They're wrong.
History: Hey, guys, i went though the archives and cross reference the kings accounts with his requests for money from Parliament.
Hitorical Knowledge: Hitler intended for WW2 to start, but not in 1939. His foriegn policy was ideologically driven.
Hitorical Knowledge: Hitler intended for WW2 to start, but not in 1939. His foriegn policy was ideologically driven.
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A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert
Thanks stephen colbert
guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
by That fatguy February 4, 2010
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Originally designed in mind by microsoft so they wouldn't be caught watching porn on the internet.
Originally designed in mind by microsoft so they wouldn't be caught watching porn on the internet.
Damn, all my history has been deleted because of the "Delete History" utility. Better get the spatula.
by [Place cleverer Name here] January 18, 2009
Get the Delete History mug.historia reiss or hisu, one of the characters from aot. she is the prettiest and most amazing person in the whole world and if you don’t like her you need to re watch the show. she’s also one of the best written people in the show. she is so strong and underrated, she needs more appreciation.
person 1: i just got into the aot fandom! what are your thoughts on historia?
person2: i love her so much and i hope you do too, she’s one of the best written characters in the show and is so cool and extremely underrated and hated for no reason. don’t you agree?
person2: i love her so much and i hope you do too, she’s one of the best written characters in the show and is so cool and extremely underrated and hated for no reason. don’t you agree?
by historiasbiggestfan March 17, 2021
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