horsebag

What to call your friends when they won't stop talking about a crush you don't have.

"So, how's Sam?"
"Shut the fuck up you Horsebag."
"Alright geez."

by Horsebag McGee December 7, 2016

hoseball

One who constantly exhibits flaky and noncommittal behavior.

Celicia is a fucking hoseball, she never goes to tennis practice because she goes back and forth between committing to the team and not.

by Ass wiper May 14, 2018

hoebag

a slut lol what did you think bitch lmao

you a hoebag bitch get up off my dick

by nobitchlol June 5, 2018

Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Hoebag

A word that Kami made and it’s hers

Did you hear about how Kami made the word hoebag!

by Looks January 2, 2019

Hoebag

An unkind individual; A jerk

Jen: You smell like a bloody sewer!

Zion: No I don't you Hoebag!

by Squaaa! February 5, 2019

Hoebags

A group of Thots that leave the mall with many bags of jewelry and clothes

Typically used to describe a blonde girl with a 10 man body count and 5 other girls in her clique

Rowdy: I can believe Stacy left the mall with the Hoebags.
Dylan: Yeah, Once a thot, always a thot.
Rowdy: Preach>

by willyboi4203 March 18, 2019