happy hoot

Another name for a Bounce blower, which is an instrument used to cover up the smell of marijuana while smoking. A happy hoot (HH) is primarily a spent cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper with sheets of Bounce stuffed inside and another placed over the end (usually held on with an elastic). The smoker blows into the end without the covering, and the smoke comes out smelling less like pot and more like laundry.

Ollie: "I don't want it to stink in her after we sesh, my dad is coming home soon."

Joe: "Don't you have a happy hoot?"

Happy Hoot Man: "Never fear! The happy hoot is here!"

by Riverboy April 17, 2006

Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

Gangle-Hoots

Gangle-Hoots refers to long and unruly canine nails.

oh Fido, its time to cut those Gangle-Hoots

by Pelo eleventeen June 15, 2020

Cash Hoots

When you run out of sweet sweet bud, pack the bowl with cannabis ash.

Joey - "Outta bud mang"
Logan - "Time for some cash hoots!"
Joey - "Have some decency man!"

by BonghornLeghorn November 7, 2011

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

silly hoot

An artistic representation of a scene or object depicted in a solid single color.

I just finished my latest masterpiece, a silly hoot of a cat stuck in a big sock. It's called "Hang In There," and the bidding starts at $1,000,000.

by udielol September 18, 2019

hoot jeexing

the art of jeexing the hoot

Lets go hoot jeexing tomorrow!

by therealpastahead March 26, 2022