woof hoof

A massive veiny erection that can be seen through a mans sweat pants when not wearing underwear.

I saw a man with a woof hoof walking out of the gym the other day.

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elephant hoof

when fat hoes have cameltoe so bad they out class moose knuckle

man look over there she got that cameltoe na man look over there she got that moose knuckle damn look she got elephant hoof

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The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

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The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

deer hoof by Char H January 11, 2006

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The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.

"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"
"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."

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Damn!! You see the dangle hoof on that old skank??

Dangle Hoof by Ben Tolman February 18, 2010

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bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot

"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'

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