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Thou favored relative art homophobically curious

If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
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THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS

Homophobic 

A person who is scared of homosexuals. They usually try to justify their bad behavior with half-assed arguments about nature, AIDS, and God. they are mentally lazy.
Guy 1: I hate them homosexuals. What they doin' is not natural!!! You don't see other animals being homosexuals!!!

Guy2: Yes you do! all kinds of animals are known to have homosexuals among them.

Guy1: It's not NATURAL!!!

Guy2: Whether it's natural or not has little to do with it. Poison is natural, does that make it good? What's your point?

Guy1: Well, uh, uh, it's against GAWD!!!

Guy2: you're homophobic.
Homophobic by Jennifer93 August 11, 2006

Homophobic Bisexual 

When a bisexual thinks that a homosexual is committing a sin even tho they are technically gay.

Usually called at people who do not make any sense or whatsoever.
Feminist: Females are supposed to dominate the world, just because we are weaker doesn't mean we can't overpower you!!

Normal Human Being: Shut up, what are you a fucking Homophobic Bisexual.
Homophobic Bisexual by darienwol September 26, 2017

homophobic dad 

A wild, common species of father. It can come in several different variations, the most common including the “Fuck Yeah Trump, Deport All Gays, And While You’re At It, Strip Women Of Their Rights”, and the “I’m A Good Christian Father, And God Says That Homosexuals Are Bad, But Honestly, $20 Is $20”.
Oh my God, Stacey, you’re dad is such a “I’m A God Christian Father, and God Says That Homosexuals Are Bad, But Honestly, $20 Is $20” homophobic dad!

homophobic 

someone who is close minded and cannot accept people for how they are born, and oppose love. often time they are adolescent males who fear being called homosexual themselves or people who claim to be devoutly religious, although this usually is very hypocritical because i'm pretty sure the bible tells us that God created man in his own image and likeness, which would include homosexuals.
1.
Homophobic person 1: "ur so gay"
Homophobic person 2: "i am not i hate queers"

2.
Homophobic person: "hey lets go kill some fags! the bible tells us to do it!"
sane person: "isn't one of the ten commandments 'though shall not kill?'"
homophic person: "uh..."

Homophobic 

Someone who fears Homosexuals for no reason.
Maybe they're retards? Maybe they just are stuck in the old days? You never know.
Homophobic Guy 1 : Ew. Bill was just all over Justin I think I'm going to barf.

Me : What's the problem with that that?

Homophobic Guy 1 : It's just wrong. I mean, it's so gay.

Me : *facepalms and internally screams*
Homophobic by Bellarock365 May 24, 2016