hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004

hotcha hotchas

Noun. Used when you like someone.

I got the hotcha hotchas for her.

by FlufferdingerFromMars October 31, 2011

Lee Haechan

Cock monster, Shakira’s son

omg lee haechan is such a cock monster and his hips don’t lie that’s why he is shakira’s son

by ppaaa**i August 23, 2020

hoecake

See poptart.

See poptart.

by Tisha Cook April 1, 2003

hoochanannie

Slang term refering to a female sex organ. (aka vagina).

Did you see the hoochanannie on that girl?

by dr.suess's mistress (; June 20, 2011

Horchata

When you are acting like a fucking idiot. Other: Usually referring to a girl who is of Mexican descent and has whorish tendencies.

Guy- “ Look at that girl over there”
Other Guy- “She is such a Horchata”

by Eatmyasstho January 6, 2019

Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019