Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions
I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!
by 4realazitgits April 07, 2021
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emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024
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Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.
My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.
by Crazy M. October 06, 2011
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Photo Hoarder

A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.
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Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020
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hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.
I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.
by Ankle-sprain January 01, 2022
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hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
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