A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.
Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.
by Joshua James October 17, 2006
Get the hypocrite mug.when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents
you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you
by snickazzz May 13, 2005
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KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
by glover101 December 18, 2007
Get the hypocrite mug.A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.
You often find them on Myspace.
You often find them on Myspace.
She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.
by S:RM May 20, 2007
Get the Musical hypocrite mug.Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!
Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!
Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
by humans are all equal.. December 4, 2010
Get the hypocrite mug.A person who says one thing is bad, and then lies when caught doing the thing they themselves complained about.
Republican Sarah Palin said "The truth was revealed there in that report that showed
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite
by Sigriest May 29, 2013
Get the Hypocrite mug.A Hypocrite is a person who has the following traits:
1 - Readily perceives and condemns faults in others, while failing to perceive and condemn faults of ones own (an example of Double-standard too)
2 - Claims to have higher moral standards or more noble beliefs than actually is the case
3 - Having one thing in mind (beliefs, values, standards, motivations) and saying something else or behaving differently
1 - Readily perceives and condemns faults in others, while failing to perceive and condemn faults of ones own (an example of Double-standard too)
2 - Claims to have higher moral standards or more noble beliefs than actually is the case
3 - Having one thing in mind (beliefs, values, standards, motivations) and saying something else or behaving differently
EXAMPLE 1 -
Priest (while delivering a sermon): “Those who watch blue films will be cursed by God to the darkest corner of Hell, after death.”
Insider: “He is an incorrigible hypocrite! He loves watching Porn on his laptop, late at night. He had also made advances to Nuns on several occasions, and on one occasion molested a Nun.”
EXAMPLE 2 -
Politician: “Many business men are serious tax evaders, they will be brought to book. Sometimes they’re helped by powerful people in the government to hide their illegal activities.”
Citizen: “It is like the pot calling the kettle black. This fellow is a shameless hypocrite! He has money stashed way in Swiss accounts and has used his connections to help his friends and relatives to either evade taxes or even to evade arrests.”
Priest (while delivering a sermon): “Those who watch blue films will be cursed by God to the darkest corner of Hell, after death.”
Insider: “He is an incorrigible hypocrite! He loves watching Porn on his laptop, late at night. He had also made advances to Nuns on several occasions, and on one occasion molested a Nun.”
EXAMPLE 2 -
Politician: “Many business men are serious tax evaders, they will be brought to book. Sometimes they’re helped by powerful people in the government to hide their illegal activities.”
Citizen: “It is like the pot calling the kettle black. This fellow is a shameless hypocrite! He has money stashed way in Swiss accounts and has used his connections to help his friends and relatives to either evade taxes or even to evade arrests.”
by VickramM May 9, 2015
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