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hershey squirt

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).

2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.

3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)

fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 6, 2005
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Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.
by Devia February 19, 2018
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Hershey Squirt

The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk
I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup
by Chigga neese April 25, 2019
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Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
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hershey suprise

A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.
Dude, patrick got bragging rights for the whole year for beating Donny in the hershey suprise.
by Goldo Glittergold March 18, 2007
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Harshed My Mellow

The act of having somebody bring down your mellow/Good feeling thus making you feel negative/harshed.
Dude, I won the lottery and then all the banks closed. This is really harshed my mellow bro.
by Unorthodox Identity October 10, 2009
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hershey kiss

The pointed smattering of fecal matter that's stuck to the end of one's penis after anal sex.
When I pulled out of her ass, I saw a hershey kiss on my cock.
by NCC Shooter August 11, 2006
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