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Hedgecore

Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!
by Art May 17, 2003
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Tyler the Hedgehog

A magnificent beast that roams southern Ontario, serving as a heroic lifeguard. Tyler the Hedgehog protects North America from infidels, particularly terrorists, neckbeards, Eminem, Nostalgia Critic, and Cheeto Rats. Using his long, thick, exposed hero-shaft, Tyler the Hedgehog bravely fends of terrible criminals and Greeks trying to invade the continent. Tyler the Hedgehog is a true American hero. He is related to Shrek.
Look! It's Tyler the Hedgehog cumming to save the day!
by rudeboyty May 20, 2015
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hedge porn

The literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet British children exchanged porn. Mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
How did you find this copy of Razzle? Under your dad's bed?
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
by QuarticStrumming September 21, 2015
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Hedvig

A name of German origin Hedwig, meaning fight (hadu) and battle (wig). Not a very nice meaning but a lovely name! Now mostly used in Scandinavia.
by Hedvig October 7, 2007
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hedge fund

(FINANCE) a limited liability partnership (LLP), originally limited to 99 partners, and organized to trade securities under specialized guidelines. The first hedge funds were organized to be a counterparty to the riskiest forms of derivative transactions: writing exotic options or swaps in which the buyer transferred most risks (and potential gains) to the hedge fund, but then offsetting the risk with different derivatives.

The first hedge funds benefited (or thought they benefited) from the Black-Scholes formula used to calculate the value of options; supposedly a hedge fund manager could design an immensely complex portfolio consisting mainly of explosively volatile instruments , whose pieces were supposed to absorb each other's risk.

Hedge funds mainly avoided the consequences of the financial meltdown they helped create, racking up gains through the '00's that far exceeded the rest of the stock market.
The hedge fund used to play a major role in absorbing and structuring the risks associated with hedging risks associated with large portfolios, but they now are sophisticated gambling enterprises.

Hedge funds supply market liquidity for the most exotic of instruments.
by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010
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hedda and malin

they are the coolest girls you could ever find!!

Are hot, sexy, nice, kind and exstremely smart!!!
You just have to love them!
Every guy fall in love with them!
"do you see those hot girls over there?"
"yeah! they look like Hedda and Malin !"

"Did you see the caracter on that test?"
"It is so Hedda and Malin!"
by The hotties December 7, 2011
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Hedi Pedi

Sexual acts where the giver performs head for their sexual partner who is simultaneously soaking their feet in hot water and Epsom salts.
"Last night after I worked a double my girl gave me a hedi pedi."

"I think the only reason I still go running is for the occasional hedi pedi"
by Themenofbezer September 4, 2019
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