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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022
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Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina
Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed
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Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.
Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.
by tombalaya October 23, 2009
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heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.
If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!
by Tomastoes May 19, 2013
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Hatering

The verb to hate on; whether it be on a person, animal, object, or idea. To be a complete hater. The hater doesn't necessarily hate the person he or she is bashing, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.
Cindy was hatering on Tommy all day.
Patrick was hatering on his Xbox because his live account ran out.
Bill: The Gophers suck!
Tom: Stop hatering on Tubby's Team!
by Mr.Sunnshine March 15, 2011
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tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
by Miejo January 19, 2010
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pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see
(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!
by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013
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