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Did you have the kids?

to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others
Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?
by Todd Gay April 22, 2009
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Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.
person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....
by Nacoji April 4, 2011
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i have feelings for you

when someone says they "have feelings for you", it usually means they are attracted to you and they want to date you.

however, this is not always the case. when you're in a friends with benefits relationship, it's very likely that one or both of the participants have feelings for each other (or like each other). However, usually friends with benefits ARE friends with benefits because they don't want the pressure of being in a relationship.

when it is established that the friends with benefits have feelings for each other, things are kinda taken to the next level, and they sort of date without really dating (as in, they don't change their relationship status on facebook). So they mess around like old times, except now it's more passionate.
scenario one:

guy- i have feelings for you
girl- i have feelings for you too! let's date

they live happily ever after

scenario two:

guy with benefits- you aren't just a booty call anymore... i have feelings for you
girl with benefits- i have feelings for you too! let's bang.

they have beautiful sex
by hostilekid June 2, 2010
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You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!
by The Crazy June 25, 2009
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Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
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You have nice hands

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.
Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!
by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019
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What you having nice?

When you are talking to someone who is cooking food that smells nice.
Hello Joe, what you having nice?
by Rudy Huggins May 3, 2020
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