hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

Hamari

He's amazing , sweet , kind , sharing , caring , and so much more . His handwriting is a fucking goddess. He always there for you when you down. He always ready to spill tea and he always finds out the tea . He's a keeper . One of the greatest best friends you could ask for. He can be petty if you try him . He always quick to roast a bitch for you or for himself. He's adorable and cute asf . He's not perfect his flaws are alright don't judge him . He's so quick at answering depending if he's busy or not . I swear after you met him , you'll be glad.

I need to get me a Hamari
Hamari seems lit asf

by wassgud123 March 15, 2017

Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."

by Not synnnys November 27, 2021

Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities

I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...

by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009

Chewin’ Hammas

To perform oral sex on a man

Yo, that Thot be chewin’ hammas at every party she goes to.

by Dat Team July 19, 2018

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018