Guitar Hero Eyes

When after playing a long ass song on Guitar Hero, everything seems to move toward you.

Dude, playing "One" made me get Guitar Hero eyes.

by Lily_of_Geeks July 24, 2009

guitar

1. A wonderful invention that can be used for extreme evil or awesome awesomeness. Wielders often kill people who try to touch their guitars without permission; this is commonly referred to as guitar rage, and it is advised that you don't try it.

2. Can stand for the phrase "at playing" *

3. Guitar Hero 3 ^

4. Also referred to as an ax because of it's power.

*see example 1 & 3
^see example 4

1. Your guitar is trashy. (could be def 1 or 2)

2. Can I play your guitar? (advised way to play a guitar that is not yours)

3. You suck at guitar! (don't say unless they really do)

4. You want to go play some guitar after school?

by raesiclesfornoone'sface January 16, 2008

guitar teacher

A guy who teaches you how to play a guitar. He's usually 30 years old, but he behaves like a child. You will totally spend time with him because he's the coolest person you've ever met. You will become obcessed about him, for sure.

guitar teacher: Hi!
you: Hi!
guitar teacher: Let's go to a concert.
you: Ok! How about the lesson?
guitar teacher: Who gives a fuck?

by PseudoMetalHead April 2, 2011

air guitar

In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen

watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship

by Stutley November 12, 2004

guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007

gunitdruid

this total e-thug from d2jsp

that faggot gunitdruid 5-0'd me the other day but was usin h4x

by bbq-bill December 4, 2007

Guitargasm

1. having an orgasm while playing an incredle guitar; playing such a sweet guitar that your fingers feel so good, its almost sexual.

2.Becoming sexually aroused while listening and or watching someone shred on a guitar.

1.Dude i just bought jackson kelly and i think i also need a change of pants because i just had a guitargasm.

2. Dude i just saw Children Of Bodom live and Alexi Laiho gave me about 12 guitargasms.

by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009