gurtinfuck 

an epic failure

you’re a gurtinfuck you can’t even 360 no scope

gurtinfuck by dawgnip February 23, 2020

Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.

Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”

Gurtinkurt’s law by Queella February 9, 2021

Butt Gusting 

A. When you laugh so hard you fart.

B. When a fart sounds extremely funny.

I had a good Butt Gusting laugh after I let out a squeaker.

Butt Gusting by Jason Henderson Amare April 20, 2013

Anal Gurning 

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

Anal Gurning by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Gurning 

To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland

"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"

Gurning by LazerboxOfFrogs November 3, 2012

Gutting 

A Scottish term to describe extreme disappointment, let-down or negative feeling.

'Ah tried tae do a jobby, but only farted. 'Ahm pure gutted.

I heard I've got Swine Flu, I'm totally gutted.

It's gutting to hear about your Xbox 360 breaking.

Gutting by Jingleboy14 October 21, 2009

gurping

snyonomous to tripping, stressing out, bugging out, freaking out.

yo man, why are you gurping? relax theres no reason to gurp.

gurping by jeffers.kim December 8, 2005