Guinness

jerk.

pronounced as 'guy-ness'

James was acting like a Guinness at Wetherspoons.

by earlofward September 29, 2025

Sexy Guinness

Runny black turd with gash froth on top.

Who wants a sexy Guinness?

by Patrick-the-sweaty-Pigman October 26, 2013

Na-guinness

Na fact check

Alam mo ba na Na-guinness ang post ni marites?

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

Na-guinness

Corrected

Na-guinness ang di umanong longest caravan ng babyM.

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

na-guinness

a Filipino slang for 'corrected'. it is a reference to the act of Marcos supporters claiming that the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan at Ilocos Norte is the longest caravan in the world. Guinness saw this and they commented that the title 'longest caravan' does not belong to the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan. Hence, the term 'na-guinness' was born.

Na-guinness sila ng kanilang guro dahil mali kanina ang sagot nila sa klase. (English : The teacher corrected them because their answer was wrong during class a while ago.)

by istambeyzaloob4n April 19, 2022

on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022

Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020