Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat is a cat who always has a sarcastic or negative comment on something.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.

Im having such a nice day!
Grumpy Cat: No.

by purple237 June 30, 2016

Grumpy Time

The time of day in which some people always use the toilet.

My friend takes a dookie at 4pm everyday. We call it his "Grumpy Time."

by Sneaky Jennay October 3, 2009

Grumpy Douglas

When you have a shit really bad and then a huge steaming pile of shit comes out grumbling at you.

"I had to take a grumpy douglas after eating all those chicken wings last night"

by Verminoth February 20, 2014

grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

by 420 fuck my bitches March 28, 2015

grumpy cunt

A female human who's attractiveness is a 9 or higher on a scale of 1-10 but projects a grumpy energy at passers that glance at her face ,tits or her bum.

Hey David &Christy, I saw the most beautiful girl today while out walking my imaginary dog up at the college campus: I locked eyes with her tits & face and she totally didn't even give me a second look. David: She sounds like a Grumpy Cunt. Christy: A grumpy Cunt indeed.

by Phil Hisassin May 18, 2016

Grumpy Sexola

The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.

Matt: Hey Magnus, how was the grumpy sexola?!
Magnus: It was fantastic, my semen smelt like ink :)

by MrButtFuckerTucker November 1, 2017