GRANDing

The act of doing completely random, strange, and weird things in public

Laughing randomly out loud for no reason while walking alone in public -GRANDing

by @grandICONiac August 7, 2011

Grappling

The act of a man and a woman, being on all fours, ass to ass, with a double sided dildo in their anus and his penis in her vagina.

When Brad's wife said she wanted to try some grappling, he had no idea what he was in for...

by Mcworthington November 25, 2010

Granting

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.

Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!

by rjnman March 21, 2010

grondling

v. to fondle someone's genitals

I was caught grondling Justin Timberlake last night.

by c. corr October 4, 2005

Garglingsmurffuck

First u have to paint a male miget in a mixture of cum(from at least 10 doners) and blue die (paint at least 3 coats)
then shove the miget int a lesbians pussy while a straight girl is having sex with a gay man on the lesbians back all while whatching oprea and listening to slayer. every one must then do the mexican hat dance before leting the miget out. this process will cure the miget of cancer.

once a baby was in the the middle of times square when a car crashed into it causing the car to explode meraculasly the baby servived only it got cancer the miget was that baby. then at the age 6 the child performed this miricle cure, the Garglingsmurffuck to cure himself from that cancer.

by Mcjiggles January 13, 2008

Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

Granking

The art of knighting a woman over the age of 60 with your penis.

"Man, did ya hear that Ross was granking some 'aul wan last night?"

"Jaysus. I heard he does it every week. Yer wan keeps forgetting because of the Alzheimer's"

by Darraghkelly2 December 1, 2013