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gravity hammer

A weapon in halo three used by noobs to kill other noobs
noob 1: OMG a guy with a gravity hammer!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!1377!!!

noob 2: BOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
by s98 October 27, 2007
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Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.
"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.
Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites
by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009
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Gravityts

Saggy breasts affected by gravity over the years
Man that bitch had nasty gravityts!!!
by Eduardo Guillen October 11, 2006
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Gravity Mark

a hybrid of an exclamation point and a question mark.
it looks like like a question mark but the bottom part is squiggly instead of a line.
One:
Samer- hey preston, i got my wrestling pin with Luis

Preston- WITH OUT ME?!?!?!

Luis- uuhhmm yeah. nice use of a gravity mark btw

Two:
Preston- this is me skiing

(shows his fingers fly off the desk)
Preston- someone get the hubble

Samer- i bet i can go further cuz i have zero gravity

Preston- i dont know the definition of gravity, is it grammar?

Samer- yes it is, it is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark :)
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Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.
After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.
by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011
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Gravity Surge

-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.

-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.

-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
{At a bar}

Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.

{Watching TV}

Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
by HENDAJ December 13, 2012
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