grunt bag

Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.

Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.

by Deeniceforyoupoo October 2, 2019

grunt as fuck

The most badass person who just doesn't give a damn

An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".

See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"

by gmangrunt February 20, 2014

grunt job

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job

"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."

by Sparky88 December 18, 2006

grunt monkey

What a hooker is without all the makeup.

Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey

by finnsky April 28, 2007

grunt work

The stimulation of one's own genitals, with intent to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I sprained my wrist doing grunt work last night.

My wife was out of town last weekend, so I got stuck doing grunt work.

I've been doing grunt work since I was nine years old.

by TVI June 3, 2012

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.

''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'

by The Jizz Crusader March 22, 2016