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that queer in my math class is a total grant
by mal8199 November 2, 2017
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Grant

A douche bag. A guy that likes to play girls and knows that he's fine. Someone who doesn't care about anyone but themselves and is overly confident to the point it makes you sick.
He's such a Grant.
by getit1 August 3, 2011
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Grant

verb: The act of using an apparatus that spreads apart your anus, and putting caterpillars into said anus and squishing them. you then use the green goo from the caterpillars as lube for masturbating.
Woah, i granted last night...worst experience of my life.
by lemonjello612 July 8, 2011
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Grant

A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life
Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy
by YoungManApples May 18, 2014
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Grant

Gay Fag, little dick boi with no game whatsoever, girls don't like this man. he plays too many video games and isn't good at them. No wonder her cant get a girlfriend. Grant beats his meat all day because he knows he will never have sex. Grant has never talked to a female. Grant may be homosexual but no one knows for sure. Grants are super ugly and get ditched at homecoming dances. no one wants a Grant.
him) That guy is so bad at everything he seems gay.
her) true he is ugly asf.
him) he must be a Grant.
by Frozolover May 30, 2018
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Grant

A piece of shit. Literally. Will break hurt and be back to his self like nothing ever happened. Don’t fall for his lies. He’s probably creeping on the side anyways. Don’t be like Grant.
Me: Grant who’s this in your phone?

Grant: oh we just worked together!

Me: wow....Didn’t know sleeping with your coworkers was a thing.
by TuhuhAntonio October 17, 2019
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Grant

Random Girl: Hey he’s cute I’m going to slide right into those dms. What’s his name?
Bff: Grant.
Me: Um no girl he’s mine 😘
by Me_4 November 14, 2018
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