Freedom Gobbler

Enjoying the freedoms others have sacrificed and fought for, while not actually sacrificing or fighting for any freedoms yourself.
Using those freedoms to impose judgement, harassment, rules and social norms on those that don’t agree with your political view or agenda while hiding behind the your “freedom” when questioned or opposed.

That anti-war, and anti-military group of protesters is led by a freedom Gobbler , that wants all the American freedoms but doesn’t want anyone in his circle to support the troops or military in any way.

by Outlaw-yogi June 8, 2018

Skyr Gobbler

Skyr Gobbler is a small dwarf like creature from Iceland myths. He is believed to come on one of the nights of Christmas to eat all of your Skyr, which is an Icelandic yogurt. It is also believed that he can get into your house even if you look all the doors. He visits along with the other Yule Lads.

Skyr Gobbler visited our house last night.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

gun gobbler

A prostitute who will suck your cock, one who gobbles the goon(cock)

We released the automatic nets out of the side of the coupe DeVille while driving down Broadway in Camden to catch a gun gobbler for a topper!

by Damius Muse July 27, 2021

goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

knob gobbler

A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).

"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"

by Bossplaya February 15, 2005