gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gropper

One whom fondles itself frequently, such to the extent of premature ejaculation. Is slightly crosseyed, as well as retarded. Also note that a gropper can easily be found outside a middle school playground.

Look at that cock- gropper manhandling himself.

by Debo® June 20, 2008

gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005

Gomper

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

GIPPER

its a hybrid of crunk

heywood: how do you feel after getting laid?
YOU: IM GIPPER!!!!

by YoMaMa696 January 27, 2011

Gomper

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

by jumbypah December 15, 2009