Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

by Manus craig December 09, 2023

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 27, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers

"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"

by GrandAutismo131 March 29, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 12, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 12, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Gooner Bait

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

by Pleasant_Plant September 09, 2024