Gooner 

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

Gooner by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner 

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

Gooner by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

gooner 

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

gooner by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Gooner Man 

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

Gooner Man by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

gooner sauce 

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner Bait 

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

Gooner Bait by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

Gooner Pain by Valmerito September 11, 2024