Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

Maple

check out Maple! theyre being a gooner!

by skinibif May 22, 2025

Gooner

A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!

by Goonking December 27, 2024

gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.

____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.

by king_geuce June 26, 2025

Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025