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Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.
by Allanus May 12, 2022
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glooie

A person who isn't that pog. They are slightly annoying and will never be "big men".
They are a bunch of glooie's.
by non real name April 7, 2021
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Doink A Gloog

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry
by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022
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Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
by theyeldman July 11, 2010
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glomp

1. to tackle someone or something in a hug
2. a some-what violent exspression of grattitude
Did you see that!? She tottaly glomped him after he gave her the flowers! Haha, that's really sweet!
by Kytti March 31, 2005
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Glomp

A combonation of a tackle and a hug, usually used among friends as a greeting. Glomps are also commonly used at anime conventionswhen someone sees someone dressed up as one of their favorite anime or manga characters.
In real life-
Person one: Person two!
~Person One glomps person two~
~Person Two laughs and stumbles for a moment before regaining balance~
Online-
*P+One enters the chat*
<P+Two> P+One!!!
*P+Two glomps Person+One*
*P+One eeps and falls*
by Nyah nyah December 14, 2008
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super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
by wankular device August 8, 2006
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