Gastricide

Eating something you know is going to make you sicker than a dog...but you do it anyway

She knew she was committing gastricide but the double cheeseburger, hot gooey poutine and thick chocolate milk shake with extra cream seemed like just the right thing after 6 extra strong beers and 5 (or was it 6?) Tequila Slammers

by crs-w April 20, 2017

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

Gastro

Some good as weed or marijuana items such as apparel and more.

Yo that's some gastro she smoking

by Gastro 420 September 13, 2019

Gastonk

The sexual relationship between Gaston and Kronk, each being a himbo from Beauty and the Beast and The Emperor's New Groove respectively.

This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.

Good Lord, those pesky Gastonk stans have vandalized yet another Wikipedia article!

Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.

by Maggot Magnet May 1, 2020

3lb Gastric Orgasm

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.

<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.

by Certamon May 5, 2009

glasto

A short form for the term Glastonbury festival, "the largest greenfield music and performing arts festival in the world."

Are you going to Glasto this year? It's going to be fucking great.

by Athena Kay July 5, 2004

Glastonbury

A high-class suburban area full of preppy white kids wearing polo shirts and uggs who play tennis for fun, yeah that's right, tennis. This town is also associated with the rumors that the locals can turn anyone from any other race into a snobby rich cracker, it's true.

Other nicknames: White-ass town USA, Glastonboring, the caucasian ghetto ect ect

Black guy: hello there maurice, hows it goin?
Fellow black man: dude, did you just get outta glastonbury?

by rockkaz May 29, 2009