Glankler

When a female uses a rusty and or lubricated muffler as a pleasure tool.

My girlfriend got so horney when she heard I was going to give her a Glankler. Boy was she wrong when her ass hurt for a week.

by Biguss Dickuss January 26, 2009

GLAR

Acronym for Giggling Like A Retard. Preferable to the insipid and overused LOL.

Oh my God. That is hilarious. *GLAR*

by Bil_ February 22, 2009

A Glackin

In the game fifa world cup your on a clear breakaway, but you instead pass it back to the next guy running down the field to strike the ball in the goal. Such as a one timer in hockey. It takes away from the legitmacy of the goal.

"Dude you dick you just pulled a glackin you could have just scored with the first guy. Dick."

by fifastar May 19, 2010

Glarbe

A mindboogly silly word. Not known in any form of sentence or example.

Never invented, and never used

"If i ever say Glarble, you might aswell kill me"

"Glarble Glarble Glarble"

by Glarbleman December 24, 2004

garknefr

garknefr, is everything, and nothing. it is the essence of being, and the basis of our existance.

garknefr can kill you, and bring you joy.
garknefr is, garknefr

-after sex with a hot girl; or lesbian sex with a hot girl- "holy garknefr that was garknefr"

by Garknefr January 31, 2009

Glarinup

Hysterical, Hilarious or funny; something that brings laughter.

"So did you see Jessica trip? That was glarinup!"

by Glarinup guy May 12, 2009

Garkin

The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.

The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!

by Mattardo August 3, 2013