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Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.
Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick
by Yidd December 1, 2010
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Gareth

a sweet and talented guy, usually a musician, and a friend to all.
1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!

2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!
by secretively February 24, 2010
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Garen

Is a man with little muscle mass and a very large penis. Ladies love him, and he loves them, but falls in love easliy.
That guys deffinatly a Garen. Hes so cute!
by ghjhhhsa3 December 17, 2008
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Garet

An absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful. Garet's pretty hot ;). He has an amazing personality. He is loyal to his friends and tend to fall hard for his girl friend. He can also be very protective of his girl friend and when someone is mean to Her he will stand up for her. He is wicked great at some sports he plays. Any girl would be lucky to have garet as a boyfriend.
Girl #1 Garet is an amazing boyfriend

Girl #2 I wish i had an amazing boyfriend like him
by Lowkey girl#1 February 18, 2018
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glame

an event which is not only worthy of mockery for being ghay, but also sounds like no fun to go to, making it lame. thus gay and lame at the same time. glame.
no, that sounds glame
by jack bender July 14, 2006
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Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way
Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.
by Ninjalad March 29, 2020
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Glade can

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013
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