ghosting

To ghost: Cutting all ties with a girl.

"I'm totally ghosting Ania as of right now"

by Curnis Furnis December 25, 2007

ghosting

A sexual escapade involving a couple and another guy. The couple is doing it doggy style against a window on the ground floor of a building. The boyfriend has to be thrusting at a certain rhythm. Then, after a few minutes, he tells the girl to hold on a second and switches with the other guy, who pumps at the same rhythm. The girl has no idea someone else is fucking her. Then her boyfriend puts on his clothes and quickly runs outside, to the window where he waves at his girlfriend. The bitch is scared shitless.

Thaddeus: I'm feelin' kinky tonight, let's do it against this window where everyone can see.
Shaniqua: Alright baby
Thaddeus&Mark: Heheh we gonna ghost this bitch

...5 minutes later...
Shaniqua: Ooooh baby, the rhythmic pattern to which you are currently penetrating me is delectable! Please continue!
Thaddeus: Oh yeah...hold on a minute girl... *switches with Mark*
Shaniqua: Yessss...30bps, just how I like it

Thaddeus: *waving* Hey baby
Shaniqua: Hey boy--OH MY FUCKING GOD *collapses*
Mark: Oh SHIT, she just had a heart attack
Thaddeus: Oh SHIT ghosting is some dangerous shit
Mark: Oh snap, I think yo' bitch is dead!
Thaddeus: Oh fuck...
Mark:...
Thaddeus:...
Mark: 30 bps good for you too?
Thaddeus: Lez get it on...

by Thaddeus Selvaratnam February 24, 2008

ghosting

Sensual use of a pottery wheel with one's lover, be they alive or dead.

"I had this amazing dream last night that I was ghosting with Patrick Swayze."

by deadswayze July 26, 2017

Negative Ghostrider

Usually used in rejecting a statement that is henous or obscene.

Chick 1: Hey I heard you and that dude are going out.
Chick 2: Negative Ghostrider, I did him, I wouldn't date him!!

by jackal88 May 1, 2010

ghosting

The act of quickly leaving a bar, party, or function during a blackout without telling any of your friends.

"What was up with the ghosting last night?" I have no idea. After that last shot of tequila I don't know what happened. I think I left my credit card at the bar.

by The Widge May 27, 2008

Ghostie

When you take a shit and it slides past the U-bend so fast it seemingly vanishes

Adam: dude I'm freaked out
Michael: what happened

Adam: just took a ghostie

by JerkinTheGerkin June 23, 2016

Ghostying

verb.
The act of having intercourse with a feline (or any other animal), causing it to die.

Derived from a person on the Discord platform.

Past tense: Ghostyed
3rd person present: Ghostys
Present participle: Ghostying

Person 1: Bro, I might just ghostying your cat tomorrow. Watch out.
Person 2: WHAT

by Banana Joseph 1 July 20, 2021