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Get Off My Internet 

Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:

14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.

Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
Get Off My Internet by Tibor May 22, 2005

get off it 

1. A command used when an uncomfortable subject comes up and one is unwilling to talk about it.

2. A command used when someone receives bodily contact that is unwanted.

3. A command used when someone means business.
1. "Just get off it man."

2. "C'mon! Get off it!"

3. "Seriously man, get off it."
get off it by duniella December 24, 2010

Get off your high horse 

When some one acts superior whereas they are not. Sometimes they are mistaken but usually delusional.

Example is when a man who is trying to see a woman texts her that: “I would love to see you but it seems to me that you want more than what I can give. I don’t want a serious relationship.”

The woman says: “oh please ...get off your high horse. I am just no longer interested”!
Man: “I am not looking for a serious relationship but love seeing you”
Woman: is this guy crazy or what ? Who wants a relationship with you?! Sonshe says: “ oh please... get off your high horse. Relationship?! I am not interested in you anymore. Stop texting me”

get off the gas bro 

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser
david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."

get off my pussy 

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up
dave wont get off my pussy

Get off my meat 

This phrase is used when some one is really bothered by another person and wants him/her to leave him alone.
Greg-Yo wanna go play again today.

Steve-Yo y u always around me get off my meat.

Greg-Yo ma bad