Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.
"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"
by TheSpy April 10, 2016
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Gauge

A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
Person 1:did you meet gauge

Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying
by I hate gauges November 11, 2020
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The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.
Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
by WowThatsAmazing May 21, 2018
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a rly pretty boy w a horrible personality
ugh their so good looking but so horrible!”
“what a gauge.”
by nevaehhatesyousm August 02, 2023
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(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.
Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."

Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"
by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 23, 2019
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A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.
"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."
by Anth0nylovefreddy December 31, 2021
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Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.
If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!
by Bright eyes February 04, 2018
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