gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 01, 2013

Gauged

a word that a lovely girl named Masky thinks means gagged, when it really means flop.

didnt i gaug her kenzie? shes gauged.

by kenzieyy December 26, 2024

feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.

Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.

by QuacksO July 17, 2021

Gauge <3

Gauge is the best, I swear, he’s so sweet, he’s such a gentleman, he’s very mysterious but god is he amazing, he’s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if you’re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe

“God gauge <3 is so perfect to me, I wish he was mine..”

by Thatfroggoboii September 26, 2022

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 12, 2015