future poop

(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.

This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.

by thejewbear August 1, 2010

Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.

friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"

by richodude April 5, 2021

futchu

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

by darkestdarci September 20, 2023

Futtzy

Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.

I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!

by Dan Quan October 17, 2009

Jet Set Radio Future

1.A great, under-looked at Sega title for the Xbox. it was the sequal to Jet Grind Radio (or Jet Set Radio in Japan) and also came as a double pack with Sega GT 2002.

2. One of the best games extreme sports-wise ever.

1. "Dude, i'm a lucky owner of JSRF"

2. This and Tony Hawk are like the best sports games EVER!

by PH34R3ST July 19, 2005

FUTMinna

a) Acronym that stands for 'Frustration Under Tension Maximum'

b) An act of placing someone on immensely intensive pressure

The supervisor kept placing his students under FUTMinna

by DEEGraphix February 9, 2020

Futoon

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

by ALHIL April 16, 2019