Futonic

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

Fusion

1. The process or result joining of 2 or more things together to create one
2.a cheap tactic to make weak gems stonger

Garnet, your back and your a fusion!

by Spooparoni April 28, 2017

Crappy fusion bands

The crappy bands that ruin music. Mostly based around a teen demographic. Linkin park is about the only succesful one out there. They usually combine electric and heavy metal, also rap.

Fusion singer: GIRL you are the only one for me, and nobody else is for me, GIRL. Crappy Dj shit plays and random rap comes up.

Some thirty year old guy: MAN, crappy fusion bands are ruining heavy metal!!!!

by 95688cage October 17, 2009

Fusion

Fusion is the binding of two or more things, tangible or intangible, into something new that posesses properties of both. In physics it is the binding of two or more elements of the same or different kind to creat a new one. Fusing 2 hydrogen atoms results in the creation of a helium atom.

Nuclear fusion could solve world energy problems.

by X-45B23 July 15, 2006

Futon Fun

To have sexual intercourse on a futon.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Timmy last night?
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!

by Willy Wonkah February 17, 2010

Futon

the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.

Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.

by johnashmore October 16, 2009

Fusion

A genre of music that combines rock with jazz. It sprang up in the late 70's and continued into the new wave era in 1985. Artists like Sting, Bowie made it popular in 85 by combining the new wave sound of the 80’s with the original concept it later died and has since been revised by artists such Jamie Culum, Ben Folds..

Pick up a copy of Jamie Culums new CD, 20' something if you want to know what Fusion music sounds like.

by Mike June 15, 2005