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inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.
James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!
by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014
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cognitive function

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"
by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015
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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017
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Vicious Friction

1.To rampently masturbate causing extreme friction, heat and then pleasure
2.To be tied to a moving vehicle and be dragged down the road, the mangled body after the incident will have been killed due to vicious friction, Ouch.
1.Nick used vicious friction to take his stress away
2.Nick used vicious friction on his johnny long
by Comero February 11, 2004
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Form over Function

Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?

Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!

Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.
by JmacJeezy November 6, 2010
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functionability

An imaginary word that describes the capacity for something to work as it's designed.
I was able to listen to my cds because of the functionability of my car stereo.
by Mr. Technically February 3, 2009
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friction fiction

Slang for porno stories printed in softcore skin magazines, generally designed to provoke and encourage masturbation. (Such magazines, that combine the stories with nude pictorial spreads and other features, are often called "stroke books").
Ever since they stopped publishing MEN magazine, I've lost my favorite source of friction fiction.
by al-in-chgo February 21, 2010
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