by binge drinker to the max May 04, 2011
A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
by buttledger May 13, 2015
To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
by Dman January 09, 2023
When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.
by spiffy6977 December 02, 2014
by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023
The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 04, 2014
The music was too loud during that stream. Someone made a D-fumble.
Every stream something goes wrong. My co-host always makes D-fumbles.
Every stream something goes wrong. My co-host always makes D-fumbles.
by Daddy9/11 May 30, 2021