Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003

ass-fukt

1. Past tense of an anal sex encounter.
2. Painfully wronged by the opposite sex.
3. Unfairly crossed.

1. Cindy is a sexual freak, so I ass-fukt her.

2. She took everything! I really got ass-fukt!

by DWR01 January 29, 2009

Facebook fuktwat

A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.

Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!

by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015

Jacob fultz

A GREAT friend and brother. Jacob really loves to play games and hang out with his pals. Football with the boys are a big part of him

Did you see Jacob fultz got into a fight with Dillion?!

by Firsttidescribe September 12, 2023

Barmy housey fuktard

A janky wierdo that likes to believe they can live in an ‘imaginary’ house with 40000 rooms and people just because they are into or into being a janky wierdo

Oh look suchy another Barmy housey fuktard have you got that gun attachment on your finger?

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018