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fucktastic

1.)its when you fuck some one and it tastes good.
2.) A word i use around my friends when something is gay
1. John " You got Becky last night? "
Paul " Oh Yeah, it was fucktastic"

2.) Polly " Eewy look theres TJ!"
Sue " Oh gross, that's fucktastic"
by Cuppycakesxxrawr December 2, 2009
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Fucktastic

A REALLY SALTY(hot) guy that's both HUNG & FANTASTICALLY SKILLED in bed. OR just a general session of sexual Olympics that was heavenly.
" Soooo girl how was your date last night?? " Smiling shyly "ohhhh it was just FUCKTASTIC!!!" =)*
by MightyAphrodite9 August 3, 2010
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A word that describes something so cool it cant be comprehended, so it needed it own damn word.
Holy hell! Today was fucktastic!
by DeffinitlyNOTjoe March 17, 2011
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fuckstick

Ross M is a fuckstick who does no work
by Roberto July 3, 2003
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1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)

2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.

3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.
You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.
by The Mocker July 15, 2009
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(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick
"I have a 9" fuckstick!"
by SIDFICK April 28, 2007
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A real dufus, someone who doesn't have his/her act together, whether disorganization, bad vibe, unreliable, lazy, liar, etc.
Geez, you fuckstick! You were supposed to be here three days ago! I can't rely on you for shit!
by waterhead October 5, 2007
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