Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

A Fucker

A boy (or girl) who constantly messes (fucks) with people. Their use of sarcasm is sneaky and hard to decipher. You never know whether or not they are telling the truth or making a joke. They're usually mysterious, but funny and exciting individuals. It is good to note that Fuckers should rarely be taken seriously. Fuckers are either a little goofy looking or extremely sexy, sly looking,- there is no in-between. People who have the opportunity to meet a fucker become obsessed with trying to figure them out, but they typically never will.

Other names for a 'fucker' include: Fuckdog or Fuckcat

Example 1: Micheal showed me his wallet and told me he was broke, so I bought him a drink at the bar. Later on, I saw him pull out $20 from his pocket. He's such a fucker!

Example 2: John: "Why did Bella just come up to me and say 'Happy Birthday?' Does she actually think it's my birthday or is it a pickup line?"
Amanda: "Neither, she's just a fucker."

by Fuckers Anonymous November 12, 2018

Fucked The Monkey

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.

A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

cheek fucker

A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.

Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.

by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016

Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

by The Malteser. September 13, 2017