fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007

fruitile

Futile fruit.

It seems fruitile to buy that item, as bananas have never been so overpriced.

by Aleeeece September 13, 2011

Fruitcake

Generally a fag (gay), always rejected by society; fun thing to call people in order to offend them

Look at that bitch, walking around like a fucking fruitcake.

by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016

fruitcake

a gay person or one who is named Roberto Funes

Simon Cowell: Ryan, why are you such a fruitcake?

Ryan: Shut up Simon!

by Babale veeks December 14, 2008

fruitcake

slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)

"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"

by M.V.P. December 17, 2008

fruityblack

a black person with different colored hair (blond, red, etc.)

Dude i just saw a fruityblack today!

by im not being racist June 10, 2011

Fruitcake

1. A cake, with fruit inside
2. A homosexual (Usually Male)
3. An idiot

Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!

Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!

Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.

by Ron Willcox June 20, 2012